Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #72 🤫

🥥 Free Food, Thai Highs & Monkey Rackets 🐵🐩

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     WOULD YOU DRINK A MYSTERIOUS COCONUT? Well this ASEAN Hiver found a ice cold coconut open and ready to drink along the seaside. After waiting several minutes for a potential owner to arrive, she decided this was an orphaned fruit.

     With a straw already in her purse, she made her way to the coconut, pierced it and sipped. No poisonous effects were noticed after taking the first several experimental drinks, so perhaps this was just a cold coconut delivered directly from the heavens. I should mention though that it's a good rule to not drink anything you find abandoned in public spaces.

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     Ever since Thailand legalized marijuana, the country has undergone some major economic changes. Weed can now be a part of just about any business, and this ASEAN Hiver has opened a very experimental marijuana business of her own.

     PAINT WHAT YOU WANT TO SMOKE and the staff of this shop will do their best to find the closest things in-house that are like what you've painted, and then you are free to try and get high from it. It may seem like a radical concept, but anything's possible in Thailand........on weed.

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     MONKEY EXTORTION is no laughing matter, well, I guess that depends on what side of the racket you're on. This gang of monkeys charge visitors for access to a vital staircase in a public area.

     Whether it be a couple cigarettes, a cold drink, or even a ten-dollar bill, many forms of currency are accepted. Strangely enough, change is rarely given, so it's best that you come with some small invaluable items. Rumor has it the monkeys can't distinguish precious diamonds apart from cereal box kids toy gems.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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