Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #74 🤫

👽 Aliens Attack, Noodle Models & Strange Stage Performances 🎭

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     Did ALIENS ATTACK VIETNAM? Maybe, details are still coming out at this time, but it appears that's a possible scenario. While one of our ASEAN Hivers was simply enjoying a calm night, the heavens opened, turned purple, and a loud screeching sound could be heard.

     Thousands of people surely saw this event, but so far not many folks are talking about it. Perhaps it's a little fear mixed with disbelief, but now everyone in Da Nang sleeps with one eye open at night. If the skies ever turn purple again here, perhaps the second time around folks will choose to arm themselves for an alien invasion.

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     The CUTEST MAN IN INDONESIA is up to it again. Many years ago he became famous for his cheeky facial expressions, so much so that IndoMie hired him for a brief marketing camppaign.

     That was several years ago, and though his celebrity may have faded a bit, he still remembers all the noodle poses he used to perform in his modeling days. Me personally, I'd like to see the expression on his wife's face as she took these pics.

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     Does what you see on stage look a little strange? Well it certainly does to me. A MAN WITH A PAPER BAG ON HIS HEAD WOWED THE CROWD in Malaysia. I am not quite sure exactly what kind of routine he performs, but it has certainly grabbed the attention of his fellow citizens.

     Malaysians have been pretty tight-lipped about this man's identity and his stage routine. Nobody knows why, but the routine has been banned outside the country, making it quite obvious that Malaysia doesn't want to share this performance with the rest of the world.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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