🤫 The Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss" #77 🎟️ Alien Cats, Backstage Access & Food Critics 👩⚖️
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Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.
♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #77 🤫
🎟️ Alien Cats, Backstage Access & Food Critics 👩⚖️
July 18th, 2023featured authors receive 5% post beneficiary
by: @luueetang (click pic to go to post)
Have you ever heard of the expression "there must be something in the water?" Well, just look at the kitty in this photo and it's obvious that this is some sort of mutant from another planet.
CATS ALL OVER MALAYSIA ARE SUDDENLY GROWING, and so far there is no scientific explanation. If things keep trending in the same direction, it's only a matter of time before these furballs are big enough to eat humans for snacks.
by: @chichi18 (click pic to go to post)
Backstage in the dressing room I found @chichi18 getting herself ready for an event so exclusive that very little details have ever even been leaked to the public. This ASEAN Hiver had to sign a non-disclosure waiver to attend, so don't count on her releasing any of the details to us.
Perhaps she is the MOST EXCLUSIVE ASEAN HIVER EVER, but because we'll never know much about this new world she's entered due to confidentiality surrounding it, it's anybody's guess how exclusive the exclusiveness is 😉.
by: @tampilyne (click pic to go to post)
THE MOTHERSHIP DOESN'T APPROVE OF THIS BREAD being sold in a Malaysian market, but she does have a keen eye for quality standards. She was once known as the toughest food critic in Malaysia, but nowadays she keeps a lower public profile.
The only bread that gets the seal of approval of this Hiver's mother is artisan bread cooked in a wood-fired oven, nothing from a factory will ever be acceptable. The woman has impeccable taste and has certainly earned the right to be super-critical.
Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....
Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.
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Oh Vice Ganda is one of the most famous artists here in the Philippines.
I didn't realize that, should've done some google research.
Hmmm, I've heard many people fear that there is something terrible in the water before going to the pond hahaha. But really the cat looks quite different, but I'm not scared at all ha ha ha. Congratulations everyone.
That cat looks like it is a stuffed animal, almost unreal. I stared at the picture for far too long 🤣.
The another planet's mutant cats still look cute though.
My Mum is a real food critic in real life. The above rumor is not false. !LOLZ
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Haha, surely your mom-critic will be featured on local television soon. She could challenge Gordon Ramsay perhaps 🤔.