Greetings Hivers, welcome to the Weekly ASEAN Hive "Hot Goss", where I @justinparke dig up false ASEAN Hive rumors and spread even more, but all in satirical fun and support of Southeast Asian content on Hive.

♨️ WEEKLY ASEAN HIVE "HOT GOSS" #78 🤫

🍳 Subterranean Thai Eggs, Nadi's First Canine Encounter, & Da Nang Street Wrestling 🤼

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     When you hear the words "underground food," what image is conjured in your mind? Secret food, food served under the surface of the Earth, or perhaps both, which is the case of this very secretive Thai food stall.

     SUBTERRANEAN THAI EGGS are the latest late night food trend in Chiang Mai, particularly for customers of the drunken kind. As to why these eggs are served in underground bunkers, nobody knows, perhaps it's the smell of the eggs or the boozy post-meal egg farts, but if you keep an eye out for mysterious ventilation tubes protruding from the ground, you might have found it.

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     NADI SEES ANOTHER CANINE FOR THE FIRST TIME, and things didn't go as planned. It should be noted that Nadi lives a life of luxury, and usually her time is spent watching human movies or instructing humans on how to live their best life.

     Because Nadi is likely the only dog in 'Nam to have never encountered her own kind, an evil scientist kidnapped her and placed a "regular dog" next to her to monitor her physiological responses. The project fell to pieces when Nadi gave her fellow canine the cold shoulder, so she was immediately set free and returned home to her dog dad where she is happiest.

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     STREET WRESTLING IN DA NANG has taken over the hearts, minds, and eyes of the local public. The only catch that it is spectators sometimes become participants.

     How does a spectator willingly or accidentally become a wrestler in the ring. Well, laugh too hard, stare too long, or even just being too close to the thing could get you snatched and pulled into the ring. After you're in the ring there is no escape, only defeat or victory, so good luck folks.

Until Next Time ASEAN Hivers....

     Please remember this curation is merely fictional satire, so don't take anything I write too seriously.

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