RE: Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | The World’s Worst Restaurant Review

I arrive at a restaurant and at the entrance I check if they have vegetarian options. The waiter assures me that they do. I go in and check the menu for dishes.

I find all kinds of options, but nothing vegetarian.

I ask the waiter where the vegetarian options are, and he points out the recipes with fish.

Fish! How did I not think of that before! Fish is not meat!