Punday Monday 335!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Christmas!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
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Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
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This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Christmas
As in
If you’re naughty and eat all the cookies, leaving none for anyone else, you don’t need Santa’s demon buddy to punish you. Your body will. You’ll surely develop stomach krampus.
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My wife wasn’t being very festive and wouldn’t put on the sexy elf costume so I put a little laxative in her coffee and she had some pretty brutal stomach krampus. That’ll teach her for not playing with my jingle bells.
Wow will be sure to be interested
I could hear the jingling of the bells and I saw red and green colour everywhere. I realized it was time for the most popular celebration in the world
I'm trying to think of a Santa pun that will really slay.
They said that the three wiseman found the baby Jesus by following the Northstar, but they didn't even have GPS back then!