Punday Monday 339!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is exotic pets!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Exotic pets
As in
Have you heard the sound those beautifully-tailed birds make? Peak “AWK!”
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Some doves make lovely and ear piercing sounds at the back of my house every morning
If you can't figure out how to pun in english, try your native language! In general puns are jokes ("A wargi" in Hausa) that use the similarity in sounds some words with different meanings have. For example, Hausa, which is a language used in Nigeria, sounds like House, which is a building people live in. So I might say "In Nigeria, visiting Europeans who need a place to stay might ask in a taxi in Spanish, but it's even more useful for them to ask in a Hausa."
Did you hear about the exotic bird that could sometimes sounds exactly like a human? My friend has some kind of talking parrot or something and it really freaked me out once...I walked in the room thinking my friend was coughing up his lungs, but it was the bird screeching! He told me to watch out for the Cacaw-phony, but I didn't expect that!
If you're touring South Asia and have not seen a bearcat, you have binturong places.
A tiger can make an impressive pet, really. But you better feed him on time daily.
With him, about burglars you will never have to fret. Just make sure, on the menu you never get...
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