Punday Monday 340!

Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is kites!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@diebitch!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

kites
As in
I have a story about a weighed down kite. It’s a long tale.

I'm So Good at Puns

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Related Content:

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I paid to download plans for a mega-awesome DIY kite, but then I found one that was more fun AND it was a FREE DESIGN!

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My favorite kite story is the tale of Ben Franklin's Kite experiment... It was a truly shocking discovery!

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I have a friend who goes to the beach on windy days to fly her amazing custom kite, and sometimes I like to tag along.

I always ask when my turn to fly it will be, and she always says,"next time!"

Frankly, I think she's just stringing me along...

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