Punday Monday 342!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is news!
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
@quinnertronics! AGAIN!
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
Football
As in
There’s a few geeks drinking their herbal beverages near us while we’re playing football. There’s 4 tea nigh nerds.
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Why did the football player bring string to the game?
To tie up the score!
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