Punday Monday 343

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is fish!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@itwithsm

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Fish
As in
If you get aggressive fish, keep them apart! You betta!

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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I am happy to get mentioned by you <3

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What do you call a fish magician? A magicianfish!

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That lady loves to eat fish. I call her fishlady

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I never got into the grateful dead, but I've always been a reel big phish fan
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What is the best country to catch some fish in?
Pole-Land!

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I knew a guy who was a fisherman and boater, sometimes leaving for weeks at a time on fishing expeditions....he was always up to his gills in work!

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I keep trying to learn songs from "the little mermaid" on my piano, but I kept forgetting which is the 'B' key. So,I made myself a note that says "under the C" and taped it on the keyboard.

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What country do fish like to move to when they retire?

Fin-land!

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Did you ever see that episode of the Simpsons, with Blinky, the mutated fish?

There was some real nuclear fishin going on there!
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