Punday Monday 344!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

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Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is defense!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

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Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

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How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

defense
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The King 👑 surrounded his castle with a series of four fences, each of increasingly tougher materials. First came the dirt mound, known as The A Fence.
Then a wooden 🪵 barricade, the B Fence. the C Fence came next and was made of stone 🪨 and lastly, the D Fence was made of steel. The king strongly believed that the best offense was a strong D Fence!

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I'll give it a try.

The best "defense of puns" is to engage in "pun dense fun."

He swang and he missed.

!LOL

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My Uncle used to work in a circus as a human cannonball.
They eventually fired him.
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I would write this one as:

My no-good brother-in-law landed a job as a human-cannonball at the circus.
They fired him on his first day.

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Nigerians already bragged on X about winning the Afcon cup but our defense messed up the game and we lost

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