Punday Monday 346!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is bees!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
bees
As in
Do you know why bees were integral to the many successful marches of Attila? They made sure the army had good Hun knees.
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I liked your pun about the bees knees....it was truly the... bees knees!
What Blockchain is every honeybee's favorite?
STEEMIT!
What was the queen bees favorite donut flavor?
Royal jelly-filled!
Sometimes, I don’t like drinking honey because I feel we’re drinking bees shit…
How do all the bees 🐝 keep their hair precisely the way that the queen wants it?
With a honey comb !
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I recommend never engaging a honeybee in conversation, they can just drone on for hours!
How do you know when to call an Uber for your bff? When they're buzzed