Punday Monday 347

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Canada!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

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This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Canada
As in
You might not believe that Canada’s head of state is called the Prime Minisiter, but that’s true, tho!

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I heard there are so many canals in Canada …

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Is it true that Poppin' Fresh, the Pillsbury mascot, came from a Can of Dough?

!LOL

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Thank you for your witness vote!
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Did you know that Canada has a rainforest? They do! I couldn't belief it myself

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Dang that one took me a minute...I wish I could use that pun but about his famous embarrassing photo

Anyway, on with the show:

I've been to Canada a few times and I noticed that they always had candy dishes in their bathrooms, but I only recently found out that the is a name for that item.... It's called a John Candy Dish!

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I've been to some great cupcake shops in Toronto, I'm just a sucker for some Canadian bakin'!

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