Punday Monday 364!
Welcome to Punday Monday!
tl;dr
Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is fruit!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties
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How To Make a Pun
This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun
Rules for the PUN-test:
- If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
- Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.
Last Week's Punday Monday:
Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!
Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...
OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?
How’s THIS:
Best Pun...
Best Pun of the Entire Week...
Best Overall Pun (click it)...
DRUMROLL PLEASE…..
(Hi @cmplxty! It’s been too long!)
This Week's Pun Topic Is:
fruit,
As in,
What do you need when your low-fiber diet clogs the toilet during a winter power outage? Not enough fiber? You need a Plum, Brr!
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This week's theme is berry hard.... I'm trying to come up with some puns, but it's driving me bananas!
... If I could miraculously do a second joke, I could make it a pear!...and that would be hopefully make it more a peeling.
My doctor introduced me to peaches because I’d be needing appetizers before going for my main meal
This is my first time to hear of this punny topic! I don't think I'm berry good at puns, but pear-haps I'll come up with one. 😉 It's grape to be able to leave a lime and have a chance to a-peel to others. Have a fruitful day!
Been a while since I stopped by :D making sure to give it a go!
The woman downstairs from us has been having some pretty wild parties since her husband left her. We've seen one man-go after another from her place on the weekends!
If Mrs. Grape gets one more ‘helpful tip’ from the neighbor about raisin’ her kids, she’s going to pear that Peach a new one 😇.
What kind of fruit juice do you never want to drink straight from the glass?
A STRAWberry! 🍓