Punday Monday 388!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is Farming!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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New To Punday?

Pull up a stool, order a spiked PUNch, and get to know some of the regulars. I'm your PUNtender, @improv.

How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@quinnertronics

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

Rings

As in,
The wedding ring was a great chef. The soup is its specialty. It has 24 karats!

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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I accidentally inhaled my tiny cell phone. Now, whenever anyone calls, I get nose rings…🥁

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Sonic the hedgehog could have played drums for the Beatles... He was a real Ringo Starr 💍 🪲

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If Sauron had a Ring camera set up at the rear entrance to Mordor, he may have been able to beat those pesky hobbits!

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Ok I think I have a better take on this with....

Why do they call it "Amazon," they should call it "Sauron" because they are the real lord of the Rings!

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Did you hear that Jay Z's house was recently burglarized???

This apparently has been affecting his relationship with Beyonce, with sources saying that she repeatedly insisted that he "Shoulda put a Ring on it."

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