Punday Monday 389!

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Welcome to Punday Monday!

tl;dr

Make a pun about the topic of the week,
This week’s topic is The Past!
Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: https://peakd.com/contest/@improv/puns-and-prizes-learn-to-pun-easy-fun-anybody-can-be-a-hit-at-parties

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How To Make a Pun

This contest is open to everyone. Here's a handy dandy guide on how to make a pun: Learn to Pun

Rules for the PUN-test:

  • If you hope to win a prize [1 100% upvote per punster, 2 HSBI for a win), your pun must be your original work
  • Puns must be relevant to the topic of the week to win a prize, but they can be very loosely related.

Last Week's Punday Monday:

Here is last week's Punday Monday, and all the puns that were eligible to win this week are in the comments!

Hang on to your PUNderwear. The Winner of This Week's PUNday Monday Is...

OH, WAS THAT NOT ENOUGH POMP AND CIRCUMSTANCE FOR YOU?

How’s THIS:

DRUMROLL PLEASE…..

@elementm!

This Week's Pun Topic Is:

The Past

As in,
Back in my day, we didn’t have oldies! They were newdies, and it’s only because of AI that pictures of them now make it look like they were wearing clothes all along.

I'm So Good at Puns

If you've never punned before, it might seem like magic! You can do it, too! Learn how in My Free How-To Guide on Punning!

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Back in my day we didn’t have this new fangled Tik Tok - we called the damn thing a proper clock, you heathens.

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Marty McFly was a legendary historian-but that was his weakness, always looking at the past instead of forward. It's like he just always had his back to the future!

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I like to get a massage weekly, like clockwork. It's the feeling when I'm done that is incredible....it's the only way I can get past-tense!

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Thank you 🥳! I'll try to get this week's pun in on time too 👍👍👍

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