RE: Qurator's Mischievous Mondays | The World’s Worst Restaurant Review

A TRUE STORY

I was traveling to the city of Recife with my family in 2021. When it was almost lunchtime, we decided to stop at a roadside restaurant. It was one of the worst choices I have ever made in my life, i am thankful I forgot the name of the place.

The place was visibly dirty. My wife asked us to continue on our way several times, but I decided to insist and give the place a chance. I was unlucky enough to be served by a waiter who stuttered. I have nothing against stuttering, but it was a struggle to choose what to eat. I was desperate when the poor guy tried to name the food on the plates. It seemed like a TV prank, it was so shocking that I thought it was on purpose. The food was cheap and tasty. However, every now and then, a bad smell of fecal coliforms and sewage appeared and from the restaurant. The first time the smell appeared, I almost threw up all my food. This bad smell kept coming back. My friend, I felt like I was in a horror movie. Out of nowhere, the restaurant owner came to apologize to the customers, saying that the neighbor was draining a septic tank. The bad smell took over everything and impregnated the place and the clothes, it was a huge disgrace, the worst of it all is that I still paid 50% of the price of the lunch. The bad smell was so terrifying that I spent a week with it in my memory, something I do not recommend to anyone.

I could have created a horrible story, but i see nothing worse than through this reality.