RE: Un-Wed : Unpopular Opinions on Modern Marriages

Arrrh, I'd be Pirate style aboard a 18th century English frigate. Guests participate wearing 18th century dress, a Parson would be kidnapped and threatened to perform the ceremony at the point of a cutlass. Food plundered from the locals. Rum and ale served flowing unlimited, the feast ends with a sword fight first beginning with the bride and groom before everyone else joins in. All guests leave with a new minted silver Piece of eight in their hand. ☠️