TALK YOUR WAY OUT
Today's topic happens to be a really funny one, I don't know if it's because it's just hard to imagine myself being kidnapped, and the fact that I'm not much of a talker makes it even harder for me to imagine it. But for the purpose of this contest post, I will have to imagine my way out lol. Let me start by saying I will be no use to whoever will decide to kidnap me, if you are kidnapping me for a ransom, my family doesn't have money to pay and as delusional as it may sound I'm not afraid to die. At the end of the day, I won't even know I'm dead. And if the kidnappers are kidnapping me for ritual purposes, then they are too late because I've already been used as a living sacrifice.
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So I think this is where I start talking, imagine kidnapping me and you see me smiling instead of crying and being scared. I'm sure the kidnappers will want to understand the reason for my joy, and that is when I will start by asking them a simple question… Can you kill a dead man? Okay at this point I would have gotten any reasonable and mad person to have doubts about the person they have kidnapped. Once I see their psychology has been bought I will press on to cage it by ensuring I ignore any show of pain In case they decide to inflict pain on me. I'm very good at ignoring pain, so that won't be an issue.
The next thing to do is to turn on my spiritual frequency and tell them things about themselves… the idea about this is behaving mysteriously. I would like to have them feel they have carried the very wrong person, so I start speaking fear into them. Naturally, these guys are tough guys, but once I can get one or two things right about them, it's only a matter of time before they fall to my tricks. I will further push by bringing doubts into their midst by bringing out their worst fears. I don't need to be a prophet to know that what they fear most is being stabbed in the back (Betrayal). I will just tell one of them, that a member of his group is planning on killing him, and if he doesn't act fast, he will be dead by sunrise.
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And then I tell the other person the same thing I said to the first about him. If there's one more person, I would let him know what will happen between his colleagues and ensure that I tell him the only way for him to stay alive is to ensure that he doesn't interfere when those two try to kill themselves. At this point there's already disagreement and mistrust among them, while I advise one to run, I will advise the other to ensure to keep an eye on the one that's running. I will then convince the third one who has seen my words play out to trust me and let me go if he wants to live. And like that, I'm a free man again, they can kill themselves for all I care.
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In short, you will confuse the confusion. 😂
As tough as these bad guys look, a lot of them are mentally fragile. That's why they douse themselves in alcohol and smoke a lot before doing evil. They need something to cloud their right sense of judgement so as to achieve their evil aims.
Once that cloak is removed with perfect predictions it will be replaced with fear and doubt, and they will question their intentions.
Anyway, I'm just saying. Never been kidnapped before so won't know if that really works.
Same here, I've never been kidnapped too, and I don't wish to be 😂
Guy, you are not serious at all, 😅😅
You have watched too many Nigerian movies, you already know the storyline that would help you break free from their hands🤣🤣
This topic is just too funny
😂😂😂 Apart from watching Nigeria film, it's how I've been trained living in Nigeria