When I opened Ecency/Hive, the first page had my name written in someone else's post...

When I opened Ecency/Hive, the first page had my name written in someone else's post...

and I was very surprised, that day I had done my chores as always and had dedicated myself to ecency only in the evening, but I was very surprised by an unusual fact, the first post spoke of me, in capital letters as the new sovereign attendant. And I asked myself, but sovereign of what? About anxiety? About depression? Any delicious recipes? So I immediately opened the post that read like this "Noemilunastorta is among the main candidates for the throne of Ecencyland, after having skillfully defeated the various enemies called Spam and the plague of plagiarism is ready to reach the heights of the nation and command with firmness and altruism over these lands" I closed the computer for a moment and thought, am I drunk? Or is the person who wrote this post drunk? And then who the heck is the user Ecencyprince? I immediately responded to the post with irony, thanks for the nomination as future sovereign, I don't know who you are but I'm grateful!

Then I realized that my house had changed, there were Ecency logos everywhere, on the sofa, on the windows, even my cats were dressed with Ecency banners. And they were the ones who told me: "Are you ready future queen?" I definitely thought that I had missed my dose of sleeping pills the night before or that I had had a couple of drinks too many. However, I got up determined to understand and suddenly I found myself in a digital world sucked into posts and posts around me and hashtags and html codes. I fainted from fear and when I woke up boom I was back in my bed. I opened the computer again and yes there was still a post about me but written by my mother where she praised me, I looked aroundand I saw some pills on the dresser, not mine, but those of the husband! And I realized that I had taken the wrong pills and I was like a drug addict! But what a relief, at least I wasn't crazy and I was once again the ruler of my paranoia.

Translation with deepl