The Flying WIld Goat with Angelic Wings
A dark cave whith a bazooka of grain and totems that will blast at people that come on my land with out paying the tax in the eggs of a rare are pair of plowing wooden ships that have to mate 26 times usually the boat orgy between boats as boats breed like humans the world I come from. Its not uncommon to see boats, cars, etc fucking to expand revenue lol.
I am a Goat with wings that can fly and breathe fire but only while my 13 oversized cow utters are bulging with the sweet fermented goat milk often used to make a GOAT burger which is basically fermented goat milk, meat from the trash can only as it must be at least 5 days old to be good and the last step is to put a shot of scotch on the 2.5 pounds of juicy meat ready for consumption but only for Goats as specifically described with the various unique attributes above.
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