A MILLION DOLLAR CALL

Waking up to receive a call from a foreign number would firstly get me intrigued, I mean who would want to call me from another country😂. Not that I don't have people who can do that, but the closest I have gotten to a call from a foreign number is my friend calling me from Turkey via the WhatsApp platform, or a foreign number flashing me which obviously has to be scammers. I don't even call back because I don't have airtime to waste lol. So this number calling me up, I look at the phone and it's still ringing, so I think to myself "Okay, probably the caller has something real to say, I wonder who this could be."

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I pick up the call, and the caller is like;

Hello, am I speaking with Kelvin?

Yes this is Kelvin, who am I speaking with?

I'm Elon musk, and I just got a shocking discovery. I know it might sound strange to you, but I will need you to stay on the call a little longer.

Now I'm silently waiting for the big news the caller is about to drop.

I just discovered that I am your father, I know this is shocking, but I would like us to meet physically to discuss and get to know each other.

Now I'm silent because I'm speechless and at the same time wondering what the hell is this guy saying…

Hello are you there, hello, hey are you there?

In my moment of confusion, I cut the call.

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Now I'm smiling to myself and asking what the hell is this guy saying, who could this guy be? Could this really be Elon Musk? I tried waving the thought out of my head, telling myself it could be a scammer trying to get on my nerves, but the call keeps coming in, and I'm looking at it wondering if I should pick or not. I ignore the first two calls hoping the caller would give up, but the call comes again for the third time, and I am thinking that this person probably believes whatever he is saying, so I pick up this time and I'm like;

Hello

Caller; *Like I said before, I know this is a lot to take in, but it's crucial we meet, and I will explain everything to you.

Me; *I don't think there will be a need for that. First of all, from your accent, I presume you are not African, I'm an African Nigerian through and through with a splitting resemblance with my biological father. So there's no where on earth you are my father.

Caller; *Like I said earlier, I know it's a lot to take in, but It's not what you think, and it's not something that can be explained over the phone. If you can agree to meet me, I'm ready to fly down to Nigeria to meet you wherever you want.

Me; Unless you can prove how I became your son all of a sudden, I'm sorry I can not agree for a meeting.

Caller; Okay, I'm Elon Musk, the owner of Tesla and X. I'm working on a scientific project to alter biological composition in humans, the experiment has been tested, we actually released my DNA into the atmosphere and tracked whom it totally synchronized with. Fortunately, it was tracked down to you after you inhaled it somehow. Now I don't expect that you would understand everything at once, but theoretically and practically, you can biologically still be birthed by your biological parents and be my son. I just need you to trust me, at least for popularity sake, don't worry you are not in any danger, but we need to meet.*

Me; okay Let's meet.

My phone begins to ring while I'm on the call, I open my eyes to pick it up; oh shit, It was all a dream, I thought I was awake this whole time 😂.

THIS IS MY RESPONSE TO THE HIVE NAIJA PROMPT FOR THE WEEK.