Splinterlands Riches and Adventure Ahead for Us ALL!!!

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What in the Actual F is an NFT???

Digital Art?? Get the fuck outta here. People actually pay for that shit?? Who the hell would pay for some dumb shit like that? Why would they pay for something that isn't even real? It makes no sense and I'm starting to get rather pissed off with the reality of people spending money on absolute bullshit, when I could be spending that money so much better than these idiots. You won't ever catch me spending money on that BS, I once said to myself.. Before... SPLINTERLANDS!!!

If someone told me that I would take up a digital card game and put my own money towards a startup crypto NFT project, I wouldn't have believed it. I'd have done many other fun and stupid things with that flow, instead of throwing it down the well with the rest who have invested in Splinterlands.

What is it that Got Me Hooked?

Pokémon. With the rise of Pokémon card values skyrocketing, I get bitter thinking about when my 7th grade teacher confiscated my binder after school and locked it up saying I wouldn't get it back 'til the end of the year. It was full of Holos and 1st editions!! Did a young me ever get them back?.. NOPE.

I invested my Dads hard earned money on daily indulgences at the 711 counter. Always bugging, never not stopping the drive to collect more packs. My collection grew to the point where I was looking at these things as an investment for my future! Or I should have been looking at it like that.. yeah I should have had the sense to listen to my Dad who told me to leave my shit at home. Long stories get short.. I get to have a second chance with Splinterlands.

In just 3 months I have turned a $300 indulgence into $3000!!! Thanks to the HIVE Blockchain and the newly minted SPS Token (Splintershards) my collection has increased in value by 10x!!! That's just the beginning of this grand Crypto money making adventure! We just started down the trail of this Grand Epic so I suggest you join the community that is smarter than you!!

Final thoughts

I'm just so smart and humble to be such a skilled summoner and to know that nobody can hang with my stuff. For me to grow my collection to such a high peek all by myself is just a testament to my Greatness...* Ummmmm...* cough ** Bullshit** cough.. ok.. Id be more than happy to say I found this game all on my own and nobody helped me but me, but that's some bullshit of the highest order.

I have to give Personal mad Props to my Boi, @richmahogani.. for getting me started, funded, and finally obsessed in Splinterlands. I would also like to thank President Trump for giving me shit loads of money to stay home and spend those newly printed dollars on freshly minted cryptocurrency.

Join the Quest to Conquer the Splinterlands HERE



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