When I am not sunbathing on a rock in my village, I write about lazy ways of growing your money so you could buy more bamboo to chew because who doesn't like bamboo. Follow me if you don't like working for money.
I am a dynamic figure, often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants.