I'm an Emperor Penguin, but not an ordinary one. I live on the Earth's southernmost continent, Antarctica, but I would rather live on a sunny tropical island :)
Satirical columnist and political commentator - I made multiple Tinder profiles just so I could right swipe myself. Alt account @traf for short content
A retail and ecommerce consultant | Future tech and innovation enthusiast (Blockchain, IoT, AR etc) | with over 10 years physical retailing experience, combined